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发朋友圈有意思的句子英文

1、别跟我谈感情，谈感情伤钱 。
Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.
2、你说是天冷了，我说是心凉了 。
You said it was cold, I said it was cold heart.
3、网课我真的听不进去，网恋我可以试试 。
I really can't listen to the online class. I can try online love.
4、保持青春的秘诀，是有一颗不安分的心 。
The secret of youth is to have a restless heart.
5、爱就一个字，我没做一次！
Love is just a word, I didn't do it once!
6、我害怕受伤害，我把自己包裹起来 。
I was afraid of being hurt. I wrapped myself up.
7、有情人的过情人节，有敌人的过狄仁杰 。
Valentine's day for lovers, and di Renjie for enemies.
8、你若使用美人儿计，我就将计就计 。
If you use the beauty trick, I will.
9、人生像打电话，不是你先挂就是我先挂 。
Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.
10、人有三千烦恼丝，我只有一千五 。
People have three thousand worries, I only have fifteen.
11、钱不是问题，问题是没钱！
Money is not a problem, the problem is no money!
12、掉头发的时候感觉自己是一株蒲公英 。
I feel like a dandelion when I lose my hair.
13、我有一颗早起的心，可我的被窝不同意 。
I have a heart to get up early, but my bed doesn't agree.
14、相爱没有那么容易，每个人有他的鼻涕 。
Love is not so easy, everyone has his nose.
15、这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天 。
It's too hot this day. I want to find someone to cold war for a few days.
16、两耳不闻窗外事，一心只读电子书 。
Two ears do not listen to the outside of the window, read-only e-books.
17、跌倒了站起来，换个好看的姿势再倒下 。
Fall down, stand up, change a good posture and then fall.
18、他人笑我穿得厚，我笑他人冻得透 。
Others laugh at my thick clothes, I laugh at others frozen through.
19、想跟你在一起，把蠢传给你 。
I want to be with you and pass the fool on to you.
20、别和我谈恋爱，虚伪，有本事咱俩结婚 。
Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy, we can get married.
21、累么？累就对了，舒服是留给死人的 。
Tired? Tired on the right, comfortable is for the dead.
22、生活不止当下的苟且，还有前任的请帖 。
Life is not only about the present, but also about the invitation from my Ex.
23、你有什么资格说我胖，你请我吃过什么 。
What qualifications do you have to say I am fat? What did you treat me to eat.
24、别人的钱财乃我的身外之物 。
Other people's money is my property.
25、是金子总会发光，要不然就会游泳 。
Gold always glows, otherwise it can swim.
26、我的心是墓穴，怕死的都当不了主角 。
My heart is a tomb. Those who are afraid of death can't be the protagonist.
27、青楼满座，是因为人心寂寞 。
Brothels are full of people, because people are lonely.
28、待你长发及腰，送你一把剪刀 。
When you have long hair and waist, I will give you a pair of scissors.
29、不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人！
Don't call me housemaid, please call me Madame Curie!
30、要在江湖混，最好是光棍！
If you want to live in the world, you'd better be a bachelor!
31、我有辣条和酒，就问你跟不跟我走 。
If I have spicy bars and wine, please follow me.
32、自从放了暑假，我就把早餐给戒了 。
【发朋友圈有意思的句子英文】I've given up breakfast since summer vacation.
33、脑袋空不要紧，关键是不进水 。
It doesn't matter if the head is empty, the key is not to water.
34、不能自拔的，除了牙齿，还有爱情 。
Can not extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.
35、新生开学典礼，净是讲废话 。
Freshmen's opening ceremony is nothing but nonsense.
36、那小子，敢不喜欢我，纯属找抽型的 。
That boy, dare to like me or not, is just looking for smoke type.
37、对星期一各种讨厌，对星期五各种怀念 。
All kinds of dislike for Monday, all kinds of nostalgia for Friday.
38、黄瓜在于拍，人生在于嗨 。
Cucumber lies in shooting, life lies in hi.
39、你若安好，我便备胎到老 。
If you're OK, I'll spare the tire till I'm old.
40、有钱就败家，没钱就拜神 。
If you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God.
41、我喜欢的人，都在硬盘里 。
The people I like are all on the hard disk.
42、我自横刀向天笑，笑完之后去睡觉！
I smile to the sky from the horizontal knife, and go to bed after laughing!
43、格式化自己，只为删除你 。
Format yourself just to delete you.
44、男子无才便是德，那我一定是太缺德了 。
A man without talent is virtue. I must be too immoral.
45、打你就打你，还要挑日子吗？
I'll beat you if I hit you. Do you still have to choose a date?
46、您复杂的五官，掩饰不了您朴素的智商 。
Your complex facial features can not hide your simple intelligence.
47、作弊不要慌，逮着就要装 。
Don't panic when cheating. If you catch it, you have to pretend.
48、我练过气功，可以把人气死 。
I have practiced Qigong, which can make people angry.
49、你快回来，我一人忽悠不来！
Come back quickly, I can't come alone!
50、睡前一定要去夜宵，这样才不会做饿梦 。
Be sure to go to supper before going to bed, so as not to dream of hunger.
51、咸鱼翻身，还是咸鱼 。
Salted fish turn over, or salted fish.
52、熬最深的夜，脱最多的发 。
The deepest night, the most hair.
53、请不要对我发誓，我怕你被劈死 。
Please don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be chopped to death.
54、没有什么困难是战胜不了我的 。
There are no difficulties that cannot be overcome.
55、你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉屎了 。
If you are a flower, the cow will not dare to poop in the future.
56、小明吃了麻婆豆腐，被麻婆一刀捅死 。
Xiao Ming ate Mapo Tofu and was stabbed to death by Ma Po.
57、我承受了这个年纪不该有的饭量 。
I'm not supposed to eat at my age.
58、你们都好搞笑，是我太笨 。
You're all funny. I'm stupid.

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