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幽默的英语句子

1、这个世间只有圆滑 ， 没有圆满的 。
This world only smooth, not perfect.
2、我卖的了梦 ， 装得了酷 ， 我是超级无敌美少女 。
I sell the dream, pretend to be cool, I am a super invincible beauty girl.
3、我是水神 ， 我为自己带盐！
I am the water god, I bring salt for myself!
4、听君一席话 ， 省我十本书 。
Listen to your words, save me ten books.
5、大姨妈是吐血鬼 ， 卫生巾是吸血鬼 。
Big aunt is a spitting blood ghost, sanitary napkin is a vampire.
6、我们说好不分离 ， 要一直一直在一起 。
We agreed not to separate, to always be together.
7、待我日后嫁得良人 ， 定谢你当年不娶之恩 。
I will thank you for not marrying when I am married.
8、我跟你不熟 ， 但你可以拿钱来跟我套近乎 。
I don't know you very well, but you can use money to get close to me.
9、别跟姐说白头偕老 ， 姐要的是永远黑发飘飘 。
Don't tell me to grow old together. What I want is always black hair.
10、毁灭友情的方式有很多 ， 最彻底的一种是借钱 。
There are many ways to destroy friendship. The most thorough one is to borrow money.
11、想谈恋爱了 ， 快点阻止我 。
Want to fall in love, stop me.
12、分手快乐 ， 祝你快乐 ， 你找不到比我更好的 。
Break up happy, wish you happy, you can't find better than me.
13、愚者坐以待毙 ， 智者坐以待币 。
A fool sits in wait for death, a wise man sits for a coin.
14、好看的锁骨千篇一律 ， 有趣的肚腩弹来弹去 。
Good looking clavicles are the same, and interesting bellies are bouncing around.
15、只是因为在人群中多看了你一眼 ， 我便瞎了眼 。
Just because I saw you more in the crowd, I was blind.
16、我很想知道：我喝醉了会喊出谁的名字 。
I'd like to know: whose name will I call out when I'm drunk.
17、不要轻易说爱 ， 许下的承诺就是欠下的债！
Don't say love easily, promise is debt!
18、学海无涯钱做舟 ， 书山有路抄捷径 。
There is no end to learning. Money is a boat. There is a way to make a shortcut.
19、是风 ， 无情的把我从女神吹成了女神经 。
Is the wind, mercilessly blew me from the goddess into a female nerve.
20、不要在一棵树上吊死 ， 在附近几棵树上多试试 。
Don't hang on one tree, try several nearby trees.
21、小隐隐于朦胧诗 ， 大隐隐于肥皂剧 。
Small hidden in hazy poetry, big hidden in soap opera.
22、人生自古谁无死 ， 早死晚死还不是一样要死！
Life since ancient times who has no death, early death and late death is not the same as death!
23、打你就打你 ， 还要挑日子吗？
I'll beat you if I hit you. Do you still have to choose a date?
24、你就是我心中的那首忐忑 ， 总是让我惊心动魄 。
You are the song in my heart, always let me thrill.
25、树多了就有枯枝 ， 人多了就有白痴 。
If there are more trees, there will be dead branches; if there are more people, there will be idiots.
26、虽然我不喜欢海鲜 ， 但美人鱼还是可以接受的 。
Although I don't like seafood, mermaids are acceptable.
27、道理我都懂 ， 可我就是想睡服你 。
I know all the truth, but I just want to sleep on you.
28、不要总是对我忽冷忽热 ， 那样的话我怕感冒 。
Don't always be cold and hot to me, in which case I'm afraid of catching a cold.
29、我这人从不记仇 ， 一般有仇当场我就报了 。
I don't bear a grudge. I usually take revenge on the spot.
30、待你长发及腰 ， 送你一把剪刀 。
When you have long hair and waist, I will give you a pair of scissors.
31、瑕疵多了 ， 竟然也会觉得一个缺角也是完美 。
There are so many flaws that even a missing corner is perfect.
32、早起的鸟儿有虫吃 ， 早起的虫虫被鸟吃 。
The early bird catches the worm, and the early bird catches the worm.
33、我的理想是 ， 做一名人类灵魂的搓澡师 。
My ideal is to be a bath master of human soul.
34、我只要吃得够快 ， 脂肪就追不上我 。
As long as I eat fast enough, fat won't catch up with me.
35、我没什么出息 ， 就是想上你的床 。
I'm no good, just want to get into your bed.
36、本想华丽的转身 ， 不料低调的撞墙 。
Originally wanted to luxuriant turn, unexpectedly low-key bumps into the wall.
37、掉头发的时候感觉自己是一株蒲公英 。
I feel like a dandelion when I lose my hair.
38、建议你换一换 ， 你的女友很平凡 。
Suggest you change, your girlfriend is very ordinary.
39、你无法叫醒一个不回你消息的人 ， 但是红包能 。
You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.
40、鬼是很怕死亡的 ， 因为他们死后 ， 就会变成人 。
Ghosts are afraid of death, because when they die, they will become human beings.
41、把你那自豪的刘海洗洗吧 ， 都能甩出2斤油！
Wash your proud bangs, you can throw out 2 jin of oil!
42、不宽恕众生 ， 不原谅众生 ， 是苦了你自己 。
If you don't forgive all living beings, you will suffer yourself.
43、虽然我不会做饭 ， 但是我点得一手好外卖呀！
Although I can't cook, I order takeout very well!
44、蓝精灵对着阿凡达唱：长大后 ， 我就成了你 。
The Smurfs sing to Avatar: I'll be you when I grow up.
45、年轻只有一次 ， 不疯狂怎么和儿子说当年 。
Young only once, not crazy how to say that year with my son.
46、低调不代表我没有光芒 ， 善良不代表我就懦弱 。
Low key doesn't mean I don't have light, kindness doesn't mean I'm weak.
47、为了当年你那句保重 ， 这么多年我一直没瘦 。
Take care of yourself, I haven't been thin for so many years.
48、把快乐建在我之上 ， 你以为你就是快乐的吗 。
【幽默的英语句子】Build happiness on me. Do you think you are happy.

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