谢尔顿的语录
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进化使得女人在睡觉时，对高音区的噪音十分敏感，所以她们才能在婴儿哭的时候醒来 。如果你不想吵醒她，就用低音区说话 。
剪刀剪布，布包石头，石头砸死蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死史波克，史波克打碎剪刀，剪刀剪死蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃掉布，布否定史波克，史波克使石头蒸发，当然，石头砸碎剪刀 。
生活大爆炸中 尔顿 说过类似的话吗
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生活大爆炸第七季第五集sheldon讽刺amy同事说的话That's 'cause you always fill up on chips.
这位是来自斯德哥尔摩的冈德森博士
And this is Dr. Gunderson from Stockholm.
瑞典呀
Ah, Sweden.
是我最喜欢的木偶
Yeah, home of my favorite Muppet
和第二喜欢的肉丸[宜家肉丸]的家乡
and, uh, second favorite meatball.
好吧 果然北欧人没有幽默感的名声是真的
Okay, the Nordic reputation for lack of humor is well-founded.
天啊 他是叫冈德森还是干得瘆呀
Boy, is his name Gunderson or No-Funderson?
你到底想要说什么 库珀博士
Where are we going with this, Dr. Cooper?
拜托 我是你的男朋友
Oh, please, I'm your boyfriend.
你应该叫我谢尔顿
You call me Sheldon.
没错 我跟这位穿着毛衣的小可爱
That's right, I am in a boy-girl relationship
是男女朋友关系
with this cute little lump of wool.
谢尔顿
Sheldon...
而且还有身体接触哦
It's a physical relationship, too.
比如说 拉手 拥抱 即使在大热天也是
Hand-holding, hugging... even on hot days.
好吧 又多了一种
Okay, here's a new one.
显然现在我们在桌子下
Apparently now we kick each other
互踢彼此的小腿
in the shin under the table.
换我踢你了 你觉得如何
How do you like it when I do it to you?
不是很爽 对吧
生活大爆炸霍华德给伯纳黛特唱歌霍华德，伯纳黛特，人穷尽一生追寻另一个人类共度一生的事，我一直无法理解 。或许我自己太有意思，无需他人陪伴 。所以，我祝你们在对方身上得到的快乐与我给自己的一样多 。
Howard,Bernadette.The need to find another human being to share one's life with,has always puzzled me.Maybe because I'm so interesting all by myself. With that being said,may you find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own.
《生活大爆炸》经典台词1.Penny, you’re an expert at trading sexual favors for material gain – walk him through this.佩妮，你在用肉体来交换物质这方面是专家-教教他 。
2.Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea.莱纳德，社交礼仪规定，如果朋友心情不好，你应该给他们倒杯热饮，比如茶 。
3.Just keep in mind, if you ever need a slightly apathetic tertiary friend, I stand at the ready.你只要记得只要你需要一位略显冷淡的第三好的朋友，我时刻准备着 。
4.Priya, if you’re experiencing any tension or awkwardness, it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to, if I may quote Howard, 'do the dance with no pants.'普丽娅，如果你觉得有些紧张或者尴尬很可能是因为莱纳德和佩妮以前曾经，用霍华德的话来说叫做“赤裸共舞” 。
5.At one point, Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula.拉吉在放雷鬼音乐，他妹妹还把鞋给脱了，简直就是卡里古拉大帝的晚年时期 。
6.I’m Sheldon. For regular readers of the New England Journal of High Energy Physics, I need no introduction. If you’re not familiar with that publication, there’s a free copy in your goodie bag.我是谢尔顿 。对于经常阅读《新英格兰高能物理学》杂志的人来说，我不需要介绍自己了 。如果你不熟悉那本刊物，礼品袋里有免费样书赠送 。
7.I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.我必须得离开，他们的玩乐方式有误 。
8.Real chili doesn’t have beans in it. But you’re from a foreign land, so your ignorance is forgiven.地道的辣椒汤是没有豆子的.，但由于你是来自异乡人，你的无知可以被谅解 。
9.Howard, if I might interject here with a bit of friendly advice, is working on magic tricks really how you want to spend your time? Granted you’re just an engineer, but that doesn’t mean that someday you might not build a geegaw or thingamabob that may get you a thank you in someone else’s Nobel Prize acceptance speech.霍华德，容我插句嘴给你一条友情建议，难道你的人生就指着这些魔术小把戏了吗？我知道你只是个工程师，但是这并不意味着你不会某天做出一个小把戏或者小玩意儿能让别人在诺贝尔奖的获奖演说里送你一句“感谢某人”呀 。
10.“Not knowing is part of the fun?” Was that the motto of your community college?“不知道才有乐趣啊”这是你们社区大学的校训吗？
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