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搞笑小品刘三姐|搞笑小品剧本；刘三姐新编( 二 )


the only place you wanna be is underneath my christmas tree
the only place you wanna be is underneath my christmas tree
light me up with me on top lets falalalalalalala
light me up with me on top lets falalalalalalala
ho ho ho under the mistle toe (ra pa pam pam)
yes everybody knows (ra pa pam pam)
we will take off our clothes (ra pa pam pam)
yes if you want us to we will
you oh oh oh christmas
my christmas tree is delicious
【搞笑小品刘三姐|搞笑小品剧本；刘三姐新编】you oh oh oh christmas
my christmas tree is delicious
light you up with you on top lets falalalala (lets go)
light you up with you on top lets falalalala (lets go)
ho ho ho under the mistle toe (ra pa pam pam)
yes everybody knows (ra pa pam pam)
we will take off our clothes (ra pa pam pam)
yes if you want us to we will
you oh oh oh christmas
my christmas tree is delicious
you oh oh oh christmas
my christmas tree is delicious
音乐停 。
舟 妹：三姐，你看，那边好像过来一支旅行团 。
刘三姐：走，咱们迎上去看看 。
莫怀仁：呀呵，跟我整外国歌曲 。这不明摆着欺负人吗？要说国语那是爱谁谁，就是这鸟语，唉，不给力呀！那谁，秀才甲，赶紧出来 。
秀才甲上场 。
秀才甲：莫总，您叫我？
莫怀仁：听到了吗？对方唱鸟语歌，这方面你擅长，你来 。
秀才甲：要提起鸟语，那我是最拿手了 。我就是鸟人呐 。我在牛津大学留学了4年 。在剑桥大学又深造了4年 。没干别的，净说鸟语了 。现在一张嘴还一股雀巢味儿（鸟粪味儿）呢 。看我的 。
音乐起 。《christmas Is All Around》 。
秀才甲：（唱）
I feel it in my fingers,
I feel it in my toes,
Christmas is all around me,
and so the feeling grows
It's written in the wind,
It's everywhere I go,
So if you really love Christmas,
C'mon and let it snow
You know I love Christmas
I always will
My mind's made up
The way that I feel
There's no beginning
There'll be no end
Cuz on Christmas,
You can depend
You gave your presents to me
And I gave mine to you
I need Santa beside me
In everything I do
You know I love Christmas
I always will
My mind's made up
The way that I feel
There's no beginning
There'll be no end
Cuz on Christmas,
You can depend
音乐停 。
莫怀仁：唱得好，就是一句也没听明白 。我说你这八年没白学，鸟语不错！
秀才甲：莫总，您看，又有一拨旅行团过来了，奔刘三姐那边去了 。
莫怀仁：赶紧的，迎上去 。到嘴边的肥肉，再吃不到，那就像韩国挨了朝鲜一炮，既丢脸又让人耻笑 。

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